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I had a lovely holiday last week, hope you did, too. Unless you didn’t celebrate a holiday last week, in which case I hope you had a lovely, regular day of no particular significance. Unless you are a rotten person who makes the world a worse place for your having been in it, in which case I hope you got what was coming to you and you’re reading this blog from the bottom of a pit in the wilderness. Don’t bother posting your location in the comments section, either, nobody is coming to rescue you. Should have thought of that before you made the world a worse place.
This week is New Years Day, depending on your religion and culture. Don’t forget to set you clocks back to 1959 and party with this dude.