>Meteor Madness

>Today’s Bizarro is made possible by a grant from Plastic Playboys From Outer Space.

This is another of those comics that comes from a real life situation. One of my meteors was feeling poorly recently so I brought it to one of those McHospitals in the strip mall. You know, those places that are called things like “Medi-Quick” or “Bleed-No-More” or whatever, where med students at the bottom of their class end up.

Anyway, even though they would never admit it, they had trouble diagnosing what was wrong with my sizzling hot rock, and the scrip they gave us didn’t do a thing. After another week, my meteor was feeling no better. It was then that I tossed him into the car and raced him down to Channel 6 to see an expert. The Action News Team’s own Gil Watson and his AccuWeather Doppler Sky View fixed him up real good.

Thank you, Action News!

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11 Responses to >Meteor Madness

  1. Oskar says:

    >Maybe it’s too obvious to point out, but “meteor” and “meteorology” of course are derived from the same source, a Greek word meaning approximately “high in the sky”.Also, the ancient Ptolemaic system of astronomy (you know, earth in the center, everything else spinning around it) had it that the stars were all stuck to a sphere that rotated around the world, and thus the expression “falling star” made no sense. So they explained meteors as an atmospheric phenomenon, much like clouds, rain or lightning.That is, until very recently, the study of meteors was part of meteorology, not astronomy. Sounds obvious when you say it like that.(that was my history-of-science geek-out moment for the day. I’m going to go eat some cheese-puffs now)

  2. Hermite says:

    >I really like that one. It made me chuckle and chuckle. I dunno. Maybe it was just residual joy left over from yesterday.

  3. Anonymous says:

    >So stupid it is almost funny.

  4. Jeremy says:

    >On top of that Oskar, once a meteor hits the ground it is then called a meteorite.Dan,What was the diagnosis?

  5. Author says:

    >Kidney Stones!!!!! Sorry, had to say it.

  6. ldisme says:

    >hahahahah, a referral by Phil Plait; i’m so amzed at how connected stuff is, i expect to be hit by a meteor

  7. wb4 says:

    >But I’m a goner already, Daddy. I got that stuff from that meteor on me…and I’m a goner, ain’t I? Daddy?

  8. PIRARO says:

    >Thanks, Oskar. I love science and I love trivia, so you hit two of my favorite targets.

  9. SAYOTTE316 says:

    >Former bloggerJoshthecartoonguykilled in car accident where gonna miss you bud

  10. doug nicodemus says:

    >hope you are having a good time in indianapolis…i was so set to see but life got in the roadby the way i do not know where you are staying but one of the best vegie restaurants in indie is the udupi cafe. its kinda hard to fine. its in a weird strip mall its indian/veg at 4225 lafayette rd.again wish i could have seen you

  11. Jim says:

    >I’ve always thought that Meteorologists should talke about Meteors and Meteor Showers more often than they do….

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