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This cartoon grew from one of my revenge fantasies about people in first class. I fly a lot and cannot afford first class, nor, apparently, can any of the organizations that pay for my flights. Because I am so tall (nearly 5′ 8″), I find the seats in coach to be very uncomfortable. I know it is wrong and Buddha would be disappointed, but I cannot seem to help wishing I could toss one of the less deserving cretins in first class out of the plane and take their seat. Especially the vapid shopaholic girl covered with designer logos, bling and fur. What was her monumental contribution to the planet that earned her the extra $1200 it takes to get a comfortable seat?
Yeah, that’s what I thought, too.
Of course, airlines will be out of business soon and we’ll all be riding our bikes across country, so that will level the playing field some. I suppose I should find a place to live that I don’t mind staying year-round pretty soon.