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The most funnest part of this comic was the drawing. Even though drawings like this are tedious and time consuming, both to research and to draw, I always really enjoy the final product. (For you technique buffs, I should mention that the entire drawing is done with a small brush, even the lettering, and I use no straightedge of any kind.)
I like this gag and its soft parody of the stupendously transparent propaganda tool of the Bushies. As any scientist will tell you, a human’s ability to reason is seriously compromised by fear. Ergo, if you keep the people frightened, it takes them longer to figure out you’re screwing them. It’s an age-old political trick but still works like a charm. Most recently, it worked on Americans for 8 years. Some are still trying it.
I’ve included the strip version of this one, too, since it required a lot of extra art and fenagling. My favorite part of the strip version is the anatomical heart on the sign in the back. What is that company selling? I have no idea what the Japanese type on all these signs says, I just borrowed stuff from signs I found on the Internets. For all I know, they could say (insert your own joke here.)
(As always, click the image to colossalize it.)
Finally, I got this email from a reader:
How dare you !?!?!
My sincere apologies to this or any other reader who was offended by my rankings. I was rating them by how often I’d heard their name. I hope that I have not offended Rodan or his followers.
DISCLAIMER: The writer of the above email was not serious, he was actually taking a self-deprecating jab at his own obsession with Japanese movie monsters. Taken out of context, though, it’s much funnier. Saying the Security Alert System is a tool of propaganda does not mean I don’t there is any danger of another terrorist attack, it is only to say that there isn’t anything the average person or society can gain from this rainbow bogeyman thermometer. My apology to followers of Rodan was tongue-in-cheek, if you really were offended by this you need professional help, possibly medication, definitely a girlfriend.