Monthly Archives: September 2009

>CONTEST TOMORROW, Parrot Today

>Bizarro is brought to you today by Great Band Names. If I was a shape-shifter, like “Sam” on HBO’s Trueblood, I would choose to be a bird every time. Imagine being able to fly under your own power. Holy cow(bird). … Continue reading

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>Zombie Minimum Daily Dietary Requirements

>Bizarro is brought to you today by King of the Brain-Eating Zombies. Followers of this blog may know that I have had a relationship with a teenage boy for a few years now. But before you go “tweeting” that, let … Continue reading

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>Fashion Police Report

>Bizarro is brought to you today by Martian smile. You can tell a lot about a person by the message on their shirt. And that’s the point, of course. I don’t often wear shirts with pictures or words on them, … Continue reading

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