Bizarro is brought to you today by More Cloning Horrors.
When this cartoon appeared in newspapers last week, the bottom caption title box dealy said “Downside of Cloning.” But as I was reformatting it this morning for this post, I changed it to this one, which I like better.
A lot of objections have been raised about human cloning but none of the worst-case scenarios I’ve heard are as bad as being able to see myself the way others do. Terrifying. It’s all I can do to escape suicide when I stay at a hotel with full-length mirrors in the bathroom, I can only imagine how depressing it would be to see and hear myself in widescreen, 3D, high definition. Forget about it.