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A quick Monday morning update for you before I commence to feverishly inking cartoons in an attempt to reduce the amount of time by which I am late on my deadline this week.
Last night’s Super Bowl was a good game and the correct team won. Sorry to all my Pittsburgh readers, I love your city and people (honestly, I’ve visited many times and say nothing but nice things about PBgh) and I even like Mike Tomlin, the Steeler’s coach and Terry Bradshaw, the Steeler’s patron saint. But the last thing your current quarterback, Ben Roethlisberger needs is another Super Bowl ring. At least not until he stops abusing women. Some of you might say, “But Dan, Ben was acquitted. What happened to ‘innocent until proven guilty?’” to which I would say, “You’re thinking of the U.S. justice system. This is my personal blog and I’m pretty convinced Big Ben is scum.”
So congratulations to the fine folks of Green Bay Wisconsin for getting to have a big parade for the guys who won the trophy for you even though none of them are from there or would live there if they were not being paid millions of dollars to do so. And congratulations to the fine folks of Pittsburgh for not having to put up with an expensive and messy parade. It really screws with traffic.
I think the halftime show was also worth commenting on. When I heard that something called “The Black Guy Pees” was performing, I feared another “wardrobe malfunction” catastrophe like a few years back. This country is still reeling from the moral consequences of a nipple being shown on television for .5 seconds and I’m not sure we could withstand another one. (If god had meant for people to be showing their filthy parts on television, we would have been born with TV cameras facing our pee pee place.) But as it turned out, this year’s show was just four space people singing while quite a lot of batteries danced around the field. If the lights of your home flickered last night, that’s likely why.
Even if you didn’t watch the game and think football is dumb, I hope you enjoyed this post-game wrap up.