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Welcome to my first post on my new blog site. There are lots of posts before this, but they were imported from my previous blog site by a genius Interwebs guru. Now that I’m trying to take over the reins myself, I’m having all kinds of trouble finding out where the buttons and levers are, so I hope this isn’t too much of a mess. Like most humans, I hate change.
“Then why did you change to a new blog site, Dan?” one might ask.
“I can’t remember,” would be my solemn reply.
I’m cutting this post short because it has taken me 18.7 hours to get this far and I’m exhaustipated. I’ll post a longer, funnier thing tomorrow after a good night’s sleep.
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