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Today’s cartoon is #15 in a series of puns submitted by readers. Sometimes I get fully-realized ideas, sometimes just a pun phrase that I then try to craft into a joke. If you’ve got an ORIGINAL pun that you’d like to submit, leave it in the comments section of this post.
NOTE: I won’t publish the pun suggestions so as not to ruin the fun for others if I use it (or publicly embarrass you if it’s awful!), so you’ll never see them in the comments section. But I will read them and consider. If your pun ends up in the paper, I’ll send you and email to warn you to look for it.
Thanks, boys, girls, men, women, and undecided. While you’re here, read some other posts and see what kind of monkeyshines I get up to here.