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Welcome to my blog. If you’ve never been here before, I hope you enjoy poking around a bit. I post about three times a week and comment (often humorously) on my various efforts. If you’re a regular to this blog, skip the previous three sentences and move on.
Bizarro’s Sunday Punnies is a series I do every six weeks or so, in which I take puns submitted by readers and illustrate them as I see fit. If you’ll look in the lower right corner of each panel, you’ll see the name of the person who submitted the pun. If you’d like to see one of your puns in a future installment, leave it in the comments section of this post and FOLLOW THESE GUIDELINES:
1. The pun you submit must be your own, original idea. If I use your pun and then find out it’s been done before, I’ll send a very ugly person with scary hair to your house to stare into your windows and frighten your children and/or pets.
2. Include in your comment the name you’d like to use at the bottom. Anything goes, as long as it isn’t obscene.
3. I read every submission but I don’t publish them in the comments section, so don’t expect to see it there. I don’t want to ruin the punch line for future readers if I decide to use it.
4. By submitting, you’re agreeing to give me the rights to the cartoon and joke. You get nothing other than the momentary glory of seeing your idea in print and bragging rights.
That’s all there is to it. No fuss, no muss. Good luck, my friend.