(To enjoy this cartoon at a possibly larger size, click on the magician’s butt.)
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Ever wonder how magicians do that trick where they cut a live woman in half? As unpopular as this post will be with “magicians,” I’m going to explain it to you now: They actually cut a living woman in half but the trick is that they use a saw coated with quick-coagulating, self-healing medicine that immediately seals the woman’s body off so she doesn’t die. As long as he puts her back together before her lower half dies from not having a heart, she is fine. I guess I should have said SPOILER ALERT first. Sorry if this disillusions you.
This particular cartoon was a collaboration with my good buddy, Cliff Harris The King of Wordplay. Ironically, this cartoon has no words. Apparently Cliff has more talents than I first realized.