Dog Amputee Monster Dog

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I’m on vacation this week and keeping my blog posts short!




Thursday’s cartoon: My dog would do this. No doubt.












Friday’s cartoon: My dog would not do this. Especially if the kid had snacks. She would shred homework, though, judging by the way she treats mail.













Saturday’s fare: My buddy Eric Scott thought of this pun. I like it and I like black beans.









BIZARRO FROM THE BLACK LAGOON: Here’s another example of dogs’ pesky habit of masticating the fruit of children’s sweat. (Which is illegal in 29 states.)bz001030DogsWEB

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9 Responses to Dog Amputee Monster Dog

  1. Me says:

    I laughed. I woofed. I cried. ;)

  2. bettina ledesma says:

    Brilliant, as usual. Enjoy your loved ones…Hope nobody harsh your mellows. And as they used to say, “Don’t be too rad”…thanks for sharing with us, your fans, your fine sense of humor.

  3. Michael Roth says:

    I love the “Creature” cartoon! I also love black beans. Opening my kitchen cabinet, I just saw one of my cans of black beans bloated. Even though it’s not the “Pretty Good” brand, I’m still worried what to find once I open it. Has “my creature” EATEN the beans? — I “gas” I’ll take all my courage and my can opener in both hands and find out … pfffff …

  4. I hope you enjoy your vacation, Dan!

  5. GEORGE says:

    Sign posted outside our residence….. BEWARE OF DOG

  6. Greg Fitze says:

    Good fiber optics. Has Eric lentil lot of puns? Think I’ve seen him. Drives a Pinto.
    Thank god almighty. Frijole at last.

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  9. Keri J. says:

    Love the Spiders on a Plane cartoon!! How about a spider in the toll booth? –Or better yet, an army of spiders
    (answering their mating call) shuts down all the toll lanes on a major bridge!

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