Category Archives: classic Bizarros

Party Pummeling

(For an expanded state of consciousness [and a bigger view of this comic] click on the PiƱata’s chakra.) Bizarro is brought to you today by Nothing. Modern American parents often worry about more than parents did “back in the day.” … Continue reading

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Beasts of Beauty

Bizarro is brought to you today by Do-it-Yourself Dentures. I used to live with a couple of different women, at different times, and both of them spent a fortune on youth and beauty creams. They were both naturally youthful and … Continue reading

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Keep Your Pants On

Bizarro is brought to you today by Airport Security. I never miss a chance to poke fun at the TSA (Thousands Standing Around) because I am a firm believer that they are the most obvious sign of the terrorists “winning.” … Continue reading

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