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As you can see, this is the 30th installment of Bizarro’s Sunday Punnies, the cartoons which come from puns donated by readers. This week, we congratulate Anne Livingstone of Canada, Don Shook of somewhere, and Peter DM, who is from god-knows-where.
IF YOU’D LIKE TO SUBMIT A PUN FOR A FUTURE EDITION OF SUNDAY PUNNIES, FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE RULES:
1. Leave your pun in the comments section of this (or any) post. YOU WILL NOT SEE YOUR PUN SUGGESTION APPEAR IN THE COMMENTS SECTION because I don’t want to ruin the fun for readers if I should choose it.
2. Tell me how you’d like to be credited. Anything goes, other than “obscenities,” a concept I don’t believe in but most people do and I like to keep this blog safe for kids.
3. Send me $5000. *
That’s all there is to it, Jazz Pickles. Put on your thinking caps and get crackin’!
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