Dusty Dashing

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Bizarro is brought to you today by The All-Seeing Exalted Jazz Poobah.

Who among us (with an I.Q. in triple digits) has not wondered how mummies continue to catch their victims while being as comically speed-challenged as they are? I certainly have and so that’s why this brilliant idea by my good buddy and colleague, Dan McConnell, tickles me so much. He doesn’t explain the science behind it, but he has found a funny way to extend the motif. (more…)

Tough Guys

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bz panel 11-15-13bz strip 11-15-13Bizarro is brought to you today by Public Service Announcement.

Greetings, Jazz Pickles. This is your Grand Imperial Exhalted Jazz Poobah here to say that once you’re a Jazz Pickle, you may call me “Poobah Pickle.” If you catch anyone outside of our ranks calling me that, slap them upside the head with a piece of soggy pie. (more…)

“Royal” Proclamation

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bz panel 11-14-13bz strip 11-14-13Bizarro is brought to you today by On The Floor?

Greetings, Jazz Pickles. I’ve been doing some thinking about my role in the Bizarro Empire and have been wondering if the moniker I’ve been using to refer to myself, “Supreme Jazz Pickle,” properly denotes the extreme honor and privilege of my office as leader of such an impressive empire of funny and smart people as you, my beloved Jazz Pickles. (more…)

Jumble Fever

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bz panel 11-13-13Bizarro is brought to you today by An Early Appearance by the Bizarro Alien.

I forgot to mention yesterday that I did a guest spot in the famous, syndicated puzzle “Daily Jumble.” How fun is that? (On a scale of 1-10, probably only a 4, but still, it’s a great honor!) I’ve never been what you’d call “smart” enough to get hooked on Daily Jumble, but my dad has played it since I was a kid. So I thought it might be a nice surprise for him to see my name in there yesterday. As it turns out, his local paper doesn’t carry it anymore. Yes, it is sad, but on a tragedy scale of 1-10, probably only a 1.5. Daily Jumble FinalDry those tears, Jazz Pickles. Let’s try to keep it in perspective. (more…)

Theft Humor

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bz panel 11-11-13bz panel 11-12-13 Bizarro is brought to you today by The Key to Your Future.

Things are heating up here at Bizarro International Headquarters. Not because I’m working on a January launch for my new podcast, not because a feature-length animated film of Bizarro is being produced by Steven Spielberg (no such film exists) but because I’m warming some bean dip on the stove. I’m feeling snacky. (more…)